Ok. Yes.
There has been another incident of my non-farminess....
If you need to catch up here is a link>>>Farm Girl Part 3<<<
You will also find links to the other stories there..... I'm afraid I will never be a "Farm Girl".
On to this story....
I am not what you would call a snake hater!!!! Quite the
opposite!! I think they are beautiful and have a very specific purpose. As long as I don't have to see them, hear them, or whatever, they can live their happy life however they choose!
Where I begin to digress from my lofty opinion of them is when I
see them in places I frequent…
Namely, my yard!
As a “city girl livin’ the country life” I am not accustom to
seeing snakes so my first reaction to a sighting is “GET THE SHOVEL!!!!” or “GET THE GUN!!!!!” It really doesn’t matter what size the snake
is…. At some point they will be bigger, possibly venomous, and/or eat my
chicken’s eggs so all snakes must go!!! I am assuming that most "farm girls" are capable of taking care of this themselves.... well, good on them!!!
Yesterday I had some extra energy (a rare thing it seems
these days!!) so I decided to go on a walkabout around our property. My Army Man had told me of thousands of flowers growing in the bee field so I wanted to
check that out for sure! And the bees!!!! Of course, I wanted to check on the
bees too!!! It’s always so wonderful to see lots of bees flying around and
being active around their hive!!
See those spots on the right side?? Those are bees!!!
I started out in our front yard which is actually very
large. Earlier, I had spotted some mushrooms I wanted to shoot (photograph) so
I headed that way first! I got a few shots and let me just say…. mushrooms can
be a bit tricky to shoot. I was lying prostrate on the ground to get a good
angle and could feel a bit of the dampness from recent rains coming through my clothes, but it had to be done. It doesn’t help that my oldest son, who was
getting logs for a future bonfire, drove by on the lawnmower and gave me a weird
look. You’d think he’d be used to seeing his mom down the ground with a camera
by now!! Maybe it was the dampness….. pretty sure I saw an eye roll in there
somewhere!!!
But a photographer does what a photographer needs to do to get the shot....
I think it tuned out quite lovely!!!! I have a few (read, several) more, but they didn't strike me quite like this one did!!!
I left the area with the mushrooms and went across our ever-running creek!!! It's the little creek that could!!! It never stops flowing!! Even when there has been no rain for months!! It is a faithful little creek and when it has rained it gets bigger and louder!! Anyway.... I crossed the creek and found a few wild flowers growing over by the pond!!! (and here I was thinking the flowers were almost done!!!)
Well, technically the last (yellow) one is ragweed!! At least that's what we call it around these parts and it causes many folks plenty of misery this time of year!!! But I found it's tiny blossoms quite enchanting (after I sneezed about four times!)!!
As I was making my way back to the bee field I came across a bit of wetness that I can only describe as extremely gross!!! It is a place where runoff water flows from properties higher than ours and the place it ends up is stagnant for the most part!!! There must be movement somewhere, somehow, because of the shapes within the depths, but it seems very few and far between!!!
?????
From here I walked the path through our enchanted forest (at least that's what I tell myself as I am anxiously dodging huge spiders, countless spots of poison ivy, possibly snakes--that I cannot see, thankfully! and moss!!). I love moss!! =)
The bee field is through this path and it really is covered in little yellow flowers!!! It is quite a sight, but the camera does not see the beauty as I see it. The camera only sees the chaos so I decided not to share photos of that part!!
I crossed back over the creek (in a different area)(we have like three creek crossings on our property!) and decided to go see the chickens!!! They are always good for a photo or two!! I noticed that the volunteer tomato (by the coop yard) had a few orange tomatoes so I decided to give them to the chickens as I have done all summer!!!
No big deal!!!
Right?!?!?!
WRONG!!!
The wooden gate that the tomato vine has clung to all summer has on opening on the support bar that until now held a spider. The kind of spider that sort of buries itself and puts it's web around the opening....I think it's a trapdoor spider or something like that!!! Anyway..... I noticed that it's web was hanging down so I looked closer and freaked out a little!!!
I KNOW!!!! It's really hard to tell from this photo!! (believe me I saw the giggles the men were suppressing while I was showing them this photo in the camera!!!)
BUT...there is a SNAKE in there where the spider used to be!!!!
FREAKING OUT HERE!!!!!
First of all.... All I saw was a tan body, dark spots. Tan body, dark spots....tan body dark spots...
First of all.... All I saw was a tan body, dark spots. Tan body, dark spots....tan body dark spots...
Gaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!! It could be a rattle snake OR a copperhead!!! Both of which live in our area of the world AND both of which are venomous!!!!
So I did the only logical thing I could think of.... I called my Army Man!!!!
Luckily for me (and ultimately the snake) he was very close by with a coworker!!!
That's right!!! I called the Alabama National Guard!!!
Bahahahhahahaha
And what do you think they did??? They came right over and started looking for that snake!!
I am the luckiest girl in the world right here!!!! Two very capable Army Men came to my house to remove the threat (that I was feeling!!)!! They had to remove the planks on the gate because the snake would NOT budge out of his hiding place! He had gotten himself curled up around a screw or something....I don't know. All I know is, there was a snake in the gate, he did not come out of the gate and I don't want him near me, my kids or the chickens!!!
They worked on this thing manually removing the screws so they could get to the snake!
=) =) =)
Meanwhile, I got a photo of a wasp butt..... This is no ordinary wasp (butt)!! The size of this thing (the wasp,not necessarily the butt!) is about the size of my pinky!!! It is the largest, reddest wasp I think I have ever seen!!!! EEEeeeeekkk!!!! We stayed well away from this thing!!!
Seriously, there are days, beautiful days, that I wished I'd have just stayed inside!!!!
Back to the drama of the snake.....
The Army Men finally got the snake out! It was all of about 9 inches long. (shivers!) Jere said it was a "rat snake". Non-venomous. Non-threatening.
Still....it had to go!!!
Never fear though you (crazy) snake lovers!!!! It was a catch and release!!! The guys took it with them and released it in the woods far away from our home!!! =)
Never fear though you (crazy) snake lovers!!!! It was a catch and release!!! The guys took it with them and released it in the woods far away from our home!!! =)
See those dirty hands?!?!?!
THAT is what the Alabama National Guard did for me
(and this little snake!)!!!!
It really helps that I'm married to one of them!!!!!
=) =)
Then my son,
Ummmmm NOOOOO!!!!! I need my sanity!!!!
To help and prevent nightmares (my own included!) I will leave you with these last few photos I took while waiting to be rescued by my Army Man!!!
Find a happy place. Think happy thoughts. Find a happy place. Sunshine and rainbows. Find a happy place.
Blessings!!!
